Bruce Willis:
Bruce Willis Nude
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Information:
Name: Bruce Willis
Born: 1955-03-19
Height: 1.82
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Filmography:
Stars: An Oscar's Party (2002), The 26th Annual People's Choice Awards (2000), Moonlighting (1988), Look Who's Talking (1989), Fast Food Nation (2006)
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What
is every blonde's ambition in life?
To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
AlunRufordto
What animals were last
to leave the ark
?
The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !
HalebeorhtLeocadieIz
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies
today. Would you like to
take
your pick?
Son-in-law: No thanks.
I'll just use the hammer.
NultyChangoEC
Q: How many alto sax
players does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to handle the bulb, and 4 to
contemplate how David Sanborn
would've done it.
MenachemAtzelvv
I've got trouble with the wife again - she
came into the bar
looking for me and I asked for her number.
RidgeieyAttewaterKO
Which author do the Gorillas love
most?
Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'
IorwerthMarisekw
Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn't
pretty and wasn't ugly ?
She was pretty ugly
AgerLudanoEK
Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?
Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool
and
feed them fish !
BlaedKameronul
What are the aardvark's favorite Beatle's
songs?
It's Been an Aards Day's Night and I Want to Hold Your
Ant!
AonghusOdranAZ
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Baby !
Baby
who ?
Baby love, my baby love.... !
AlaricoKeiferHZ